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coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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secute:

Justin gets stood up by an interviewer (x)

memecollection:

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bowtiesandmonkeyhats:

Ok so once in Middle school the class was playing this game where someone was picked when everyones head was down on their desks and I was picked and I was supposed to wink at people and when I did they would sit down but the problem was I couldn’t wink for shit so I just went up to someone and whispered “Wink” and they actually sat down and at the end nobody figure out it was me. I was embarrassed for like 2 weeks after that, actually I still am embarrassed by that.

500daysofsassy:

yourgrandmotherspenis:

500daysofsassy:

are you a lobster because baby u make my lobs stir

what the fuck is a lob

i wasn’t hugged as a child

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